1 00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:07,430 Mommy wants to play with you. 2 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,890 It's the best idea. We're clearly gonna make the most money. 3 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:39,150 Oh my god, yes. Those other moms and their stupid car wash are toast. 4 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:42,870 I mean, did you know they're not even wearing bikinis? 5 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:48,810 Who's gonna want their car wash by some fugly mom in like a muumuu or whatever? 6 00:00:49,490 --> 00:00:51,690 We are gonna smoke those bitches. 7 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,379 Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:02,520 So we're finally going to prove to them who's the best. 9 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:03,880 Mm-hmm. 10 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:07,160 So why do you even hate these other moms so much? 11 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:14,520 Well, these are the same bitches in high school that couldn't get laid, so they 12 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,300 called us what? 13 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:22,320 They were jealous of us. And even now we're your stepmoms, they still are. 14 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:26,440 So we're going to show them once and for all. 15 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,380 Who's the best? 16 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:35,200 And so what makes you guys so much better? 17 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:39,540 Well... You 18 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:44,300 gotta pick one. 19 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,400 Yeah? 20 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,440 Whoa! 21 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,960 Look, man. You got a hug. 22 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:56,910 Nice. 23 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,050 Two? 24 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,290 Whoa. 25 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:04,710 It's my lucky day. 26 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:06,910 Hey, man. Go for it. 27 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:11,170 Oh, shit. Kiss. 28 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:13,510 Kiss. 29 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,330 Oh, man. 30 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,030 Come on. 31 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:21,450 Okay, man. 32 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:22,610 Get two kisses? 33 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,490 I'll leave it. 34 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:26,709 I'm jealous. 35 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:27,710 Okay. 36 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:34,890 You saw that? You saw that, right, man? Yeah, I saw that. All right, boys. You 37 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:36,190 know what? Why don't you guys go? 38 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:39,790 Yeah, but... We're finishing up here. Yeah, you guys should go. 39 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:43,570 You heard Miss Valencia. Get lost. Go on. Go. Go. 40 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,530 Yeah. Yes, ma'am. 41 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,640 It's okay, they're gone. 42 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:03,740 Fucking knew it. 43 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:06,200 What the fuck? That's bullshit! 44 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,060 They knew they were up to some shit. 45 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,980 Yo, there's no way they're taking that. Get to school. Wait. 46 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:13,820 Holy shit! 47 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:44,020 Whoa, uh, wow, Mom, you look so hot, Mrs. LeBeau. 48 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:45,720 Wow, you too. 49 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,580 Oh, thank you. 50 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,500 Maybe we should just stay home. 51 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:57,500 But no, we have to go to the fundraiser. 52 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,740 Wait, what? No, um, you can't. 53 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,300 Like, everybody's gonna want to fuck yourself. 54 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,420 Yeah, and we know what the sign says. 55 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,890 Oh, is that so? 56 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:19,589 Well, 57 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:29,810 why don't you try your luck and maybe we'll fuck you first. 58 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,770 Okay. What? 59 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:34,810 Choose one. 60 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,860 No, not that one. 61 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,080 No. 62 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:43,260 You know what? I already had the hug and kiss. 63 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:47,160 I feel like you should start with this one. 64 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,500 Which one's that? 65 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,960 What's it say? 66 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,220 Whoa. Yeah. 67 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,660 Yeah? Yeah. 68 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,340 Okay. 69 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,560 So, 70 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,080 like, I don't know. 71 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:01,540 I don't know. 72 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:02,969 Right now? 73 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,370 Yeah, is that okay? 74 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:05,970 Mm-hmm. 75 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,810 Oh, you look like you're already ready. 76 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:10,850 Oh, yeah. 77 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:12,630 Oh, 78 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:16,770 you're hard for me. 79 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:22,890 Good 80 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:29,450 boy. 81 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,020 oh my god 82 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,100 Amen. Amen. 83 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 You know what? 84 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,460 I feel like we should pick another one. 85 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,240 I think so. What do you guys think? 86 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,820 Yeah, we're done. 87 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,530 This is so fucking crazy 88 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:21,710 There's a surprise too. 89 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,450 Have a great day. 90 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,090 Yeah, yours too. 91 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,840 Oh, you can't leave me alone with your shadow. 92 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,550 Oh. 93 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,630 Oh. 94 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,580 I think she should 95 00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:51,300 Yeah Where should we do this? 96 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,500 I think you boys should show up how good you can lick our pussy. 97 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,680 I think so too. Yeah. 98 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,200 Show me how good yours are. 99 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,680 My stomach is so hot eating this. 100 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,040 It's so hot. 101 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:55,200 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 102 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,860 Oh, my God. 103 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 Oh, 104 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:04,120 my God. 105 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,720 What am I gonna like with these? 106 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 Looking on. 107 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,740 You're so sweet. Oh, yeah, me too. 108 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,540 Sweet. 109 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,820 Oh, my God. 110 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,620 Do you want to feel mommy's tight pussy? 111 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,420 Yeah. 112 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,360 Oh, my God. 113 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,920 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 114 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:18,550 Thank you. 115 00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,250 Oh, there you are. 116 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,270 I know, 117 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,550 I love that. 118 00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:42,640 Oh, yeah, right there. 119 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,460 Wait there. 120 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,160 I'm coming. 121 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,960 Holy shit. 122 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,480 All right, there's chicken oil. 123 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,280 Yeah, you got everything. 124 00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:52,300 Looks like we totally missed the fundraiser. 125 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:58,260 Yeah, well, we got hosed by our step-sons instead. 126 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,540 We are such bloody step-moms. I love it.